Sunday, June 29, 2008

my encounters with cheap eroticism

The other day, I saw a porn. It has the normal four - act - play. Act 1 (foreplay) Act 2 (Missionary) Act 3 ( Doggystyle) Act 4 (cum - on - your - body - parts - preferably - face - phase). Why I like about this porn is that it starts with this "cute/slutty" asian girl. She is doing some meditation or something with candles around her and fog and the sound of the wind blows and and she said "WHEN THE FOG ROLLS IN, I MUST PREPARE MYSELF FOR BIG PENIS AND SWEATY BAG, FOR NOW I AM A WOMAN, "with gongs and a dutch angle" AND AN ASIAN SEX SLAVE" And suddenly this Caucasian man makes a chokeslam move on the girl but put her down slowly on a sofa. And you can guess what happens next.
That's interesting.
Not really.
Maybe.
Tree.
bee.
be.
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seriously, do you girls like older men. come on. tell us.
-let's have an awesome threesome-

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