Saya bukanlah orang yang selalu berparty. as a matter of fact, last time saya party adalah chinese new year. tahun lepas. saya tidak tahu bahawa sensasi terbaru remaja - remaja kita zaman sekarang adalah "private party". saya ingatkan party adalah untuk semua. tapi ada jugak party yang "private".
remaja - remaja perempuan pun lebih gemar ke "private party". ini adalah transkrip daripada perbualan saya dengan remaja - remaja perempuan yang hot, tentang "private party".
Saya: Pernah pegi private party?
PerempuanHot(PH): owh. I selalu pegi private party.
Saya: Selalu?
PH: Yep. Sekarang ni I dah tak suka pegi club - club semua. I pegi "private party" je.
Saya: Selalu "private party" ni buat kat mana?
PH: Selalu kat hotel ke, apartment ke, i pernah pegi private party kat bilik setor flat pun pernah.
Saya: Bilik stor flat?
PH: Ye. Kat flat kan slalu ada bilik stor. Selalunya kat sebelah lift.
Saya: Flat mana awak maksud kan?
PH: Haritu I pegi private party ngan boyfriend i. Kawan dia punya. Jadi kita pun pegi lah. Kat flat maluri. U ni mcm tak biasa plak pegi private party.
Saya: Adakah orang yang pegi private party ni berpakaian untuk ke club?
PH: I slalu pakai biasa - biasa je. I slalu pakai short dress kalau ada private party.
Saya: Walaupun kat flat maluri?
PH: Ya.
Saya: Owh.
Transkip dengan lelaki hot yang pegi "private party"
Saya: Jadi, apa yang awak buat masa dekat private party?
LelakiHot(LH): Kita "have fun" lah. Aku suka pegi private party ni sebab best. Aku boleh minum banyak2.
Saya: Kalau kat kedai cina pun boleh minum banyak - banyak. Tapi kenapa private party?
LH: Sebab aku suka. Tengok kawan - kawan aku dengan awek - awek deorang. Semua mabuk. Ada yang muntah - muntah. Ada yang dah terbaring atas lantai. Ada yang amik E pastu kepala berdarah. Nak terjun tingkap semua. Benda - benda macam tu buatkan aku rasa persahabatan aku dengan kawan - kawan aku lagi rapat.
Saya: Pelik. Kalau sempit sangat, apa korang buat?
LH: Aku suka sempit - sempit nih. Sebab nanti aku rasa macam betul - betul "have fun".
Saya: Awak maksudkan macam videoclip Akon?
LH: Ya. Itu yang aku maksudkan.
Saya: Kalau buat kat bilik hotel. Katil tu untuk ape?
LH: Tu untuk orang chill out.
Saya: Kenapa katil?
LH: Nanti kalau orang nak baring sambil chill out pun boleh.
Saya: Siapa yang nak baring sambil berparti?
Jadi, itu saja rakan - rakan. Kita belajar tentang private party. Jadi, kalau anda tidak tahu apa - apa tentang apa yang berlaku sekarang, anda sudah tahu dengan blog ini! Selamat party persendirian!!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
you want them? i got them, dripping like water.
pada mula - mulanya, saya mempunyai idea yang paling gempak dalam dunia. Idea ini akan mengejutkan seluruh umat manusia. Dengan idea yang saya ada ini, saya akan membuatkan semua manusia bersatu dan tunduk pada saya.
Saya bercadang untuk menjatuhkan kerajaan ini dengan idea ini. Kemudian saya akan menyatakan idea saya di PBB, dan mereka akan memulakan sistem anarki di seluruh dunia. Pada masa itu, saya akan menyatakan idea yang sama ini dan mereka akan bersatu dan berbaik semula. Tetapi mereka masih lagi ada percikan - percikan anarki. Jadi, kadang - kadang je ada jenayah. Tetapi lama - lama mereka menjadi baik kerana tersedar bahawa kita ni sebenarnya sama je.
Tetapi malangnya, saya mendengar lagu Candy oleh Snoop Dogg. Jadi saya dah lupa apa idea nya.
Saya bercadang untuk menjatuhkan kerajaan ini dengan idea ini. Kemudian saya akan menyatakan idea saya di PBB, dan mereka akan memulakan sistem anarki di seluruh dunia. Pada masa itu, saya akan menyatakan idea yang sama ini dan mereka akan bersatu dan berbaik semula. Tetapi mereka masih lagi ada percikan - percikan anarki. Jadi, kadang - kadang je ada jenayah. Tetapi lama - lama mereka menjadi baik kerana tersedar bahawa kita ni sebenarnya sama je.
Tetapi malangnya, saya mendengar lagu Candy oleh Snoop Dogg. Jadi saya dah lupa apa idea nya.
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Parti Seks dan Dadah
New Year's Eve bash: Drugs, sex and very drunk youths a recipe for trouble
KUALA LUMPUR: A newscaster, an actress, a disc jockey and several students were among those picked up at a New Year's Eve party where drugs and sex were the order of the day.
The party was in full swing when the police team knocked on the door of the 11th floor serviced apartment in Jalan P. Ramlee here at about 3am.They rounded up 26 highly-intoxicated youths, some of whom broke down and cried while a few others tried to resist arrest.
The police team, led by ASP Mahani Ahmad from the city's anti-vice, gaming and secret society unit, found two couples on a bed, while the others were either dancing or lying on the floor.The unit was fitted with disco lights and loud music was blaring from two speakers at a makeshift DJ console.
Condoms, beer cans and half-eaten pizzas were strewn all over the floor.It was learnt that the function, which youths nowadays call a "sex party", was disguised as a New Year gathering.The raiding team also seized an undisclosed amount of syabu and ketamine from the rented unit.
Kuala Lumpur Criminal Investigation Department chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II Ku Chin Wah said 18 men and eight women were arrested in the raid.He said nine of them, including the female newscaster, actress and the female DJ, also tested positive for drugs.
The detainees are said to be in their 20s with the majority of them being college and university students. One is said to be a medical student.The newscaster with a cable news network was said to be a regular face on television.
The actress is also a regular in several dramas produced by a popular local production house.All 26 detainees were taken to city police headquarters where they underwent urine tests and had their statements recorded. They were later released on bail.Initial investigations revealed that the organisers of the "sex party" were a couple who had earlier entertained their guests at a nightclub in Mont Kiara.
After the new year countdown, the group decided to head to the serviced apartment. They were there for more than one hour before police turned up.This incident comes in the wake of reports earlier this week of another sex party which was to be held in Johor Baru.
Participants to that party were required to pay an entrance fee of RM250. The money was to have been banked into the accounts of one of the three organisers.
That party, however, did not take off as the authorities had learnt about it and placed several likely spots in Johor Baru under surveillance.
Petikan dari News Strait Times, 2nd Jan.
Kenapa saya tak pernah diajak untuk parti - parti sebegini? Selamat Tahun Baru.
P/S: Baru baik migraine. Thanks, babe ;)
KUALA LUMPUR: A newscaster, an actress, a disc jockey and several students were among those picked up at a New Year's Eve party where drugs and sex were the order of the day.
The party was in full swing when the police team knocked on the door of the 11th floor serviced apartment in Jalan P. Ramlee here at about 3am.They rounded up 26 highly-intoxicated youths, some of whom broke down and cried while a few others tried to resist arrest.
The police team, led by ASP Mahani Ahmad from the city's anti-vice, gaming and secret society unit, found two couples on a bed, while the others were either dancing or lying on the floor.The unit was fitted with disco lights and loud music was blaring from two speakers at a makeshift DJ console.
Condoms, beer cans and half-eaten pizzas were strewn all over the floor.It was learnt that the function, which youths nowadays call a "sex party", was disguised as a New Year gathering.The raiding team also seized an undisclosed amount of syabu and ketamine from the rented unit.
Kuala Lumpur Criminal Investigation Department chief Senior Assistant Commissioner II Ku Chin Wah said 18 men and eight women were arrested in the raid.He said nine of them, including the female newscaster, actress and the female DJ, also tested positive for drugs.
The detainees are said to be in their 20s with the majority of them being college and university students. One is said to be a medical student.The newscaster with a cable news network was said to be a regular face on television.
The actress is also a regular in several dramas produced by a popular local production house.All 26 detainees were taken to city police headquarters where they underwent urine tests and had their statements recorded. They were later released on bail.Initial investigations revealed that the organisers of the "sex party" were a couple who had earlier entertained their guests at a nightclub in Mont Kiara.
After the new year countdown, the group decided to head to the serviced apartment. They were there for more than one hour before police turned up.This incident comes in the wake of reports earlier this week of another sex party which was to be held in Johor Baru.
Participants to that party were required to pay an entrance fee of RM250. The money was to have been banked into the accounts of one of the three organisers.
That party, however, did not take off as the authorities had learnt about it and placed several likely spots in Johor Baru under surveillance.
Petikan dari News Strait Times, 2nd Jan.
Kenapa saya tak pernah diajak untuk parti - parti sebegini? Selamat Tahun Baru.
P/S: Baru baik migraine. Thanks, babe ;)
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